waking up jesus: offer to be on my new internet broadcast

TRUE STORY:

WAKING UP JESUS

The ongoing story of Jesus waking up in Chicago, in the body of an agnostic writer,
who is nothing like the Son of God the right-wing Christians watching him expected.

You are welcome to share my work with a link bank... keep getting asked this...

Last time I was here, I told them I would not lead a revolution, that I was there to spread heresy. The crowds thinned. The day they killed me, I marched alone... This time I have returned to find Romes Soldiers Sleeping, content they have killed off the Troublesome Jew. I was surprised how bloody the Indiana boy became as my sword fell again and again ....

In the years since this story began in 2007, my secret fame has spread out from the halls of power that kept me secret all these years, as they waited for the Christ to finally wake up...

I try to imagine their anticipation.

Remember a dream I had in my twenties about running thru Chicago screaming that Christ was coming back, and man oh man was I happy... a cloud came through the middle of the skyscrapers above me, in the thin strip of blue above Dowtown State street, and I expected to see Christ... instead, just a bunch of musicians painted up like Ziggy stardust.

I surprised my keepers. They thought they had me figured out from the Bible. If that book could have told you everything, there would be no need at all for me.

Jesus: "I have become Known across this planet as a dangerous man with a growing force of hidden followers who value my orders more than life itself. A prophet of war. Once and future King in a court of shadows. Life and death in my hands every damn day. I ROAR, your most mighty shit themselves and run. I make myself a known threat, so I can try to negotiate what otherwise requires bullets and blood. I am here to free the enslaved in body and mind. I cannot be defeated. When the Will of God and The WILL OF THE PEOPLE ARE ONE, NO FORCE ON EARTH CAN STOP US!"

Monday, October 24, 2011

offer to be on my new internet broadcast

CONTACT ME IF YOU HAVE A TWO TO THREE MINUTE OR SHORTER, FACEBOOK ENTRY, POEM, ESSAY, RANT... OR ESPECIALLY COMEDY SKITS THAT HAVE A POLITICAL BENT... OR ISSUE THAT NEEDS PUBLICITY.... contact me about where to go for free to record an essay FOR THE ELVES ATTIC internet Broadcast, beginning on Halloweed, and continuing on TWICE A WEEK from there.... an Egyptian reporter telling us how the different factions are fighting for control of their revolution, Chicago, home of improv, got me trained by one of the three founders, the one who said politics was more important than money, and split from the Saturday Night Guys to do guerrilla street theater, and teach that... sp go to spreaker and record some stuff for free, put it on my facebook feed.... and I will add it to our library at the broadcastes..... EVERYTHING WILL BE UP FOR PODCAST LATER SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN THIS AND A HALLOWEED PARTTY..... I know who would lose.... with some. Others will be smoking bongs in some small town laughing at my stuff... or some small country...one of the hundred that inhabit my blog...

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